Thursday, 21 October 2010

Boca Juniors game




We bought tickets to the boca Jrs football match. Their stadium is called, La Bombonera, and is in??? you guessed it, la boca neighborhood. We got a ride over to the game, ate some chorizo, took a tour of the stadium's museum, then sat down in our seats.

Seats which made me feel fat cause they were soooo tiny. Also no beer! When we asked about it one of the people next to us said, "cervesa? No. Do you know how crazy it would get if they served beer." true. People go nuts enough as it is. Boca wins 2-0.

The crowd is going crazy and its time to leave. Except we can't. They literally give the away fans a 40 minute head start so no one gets killed after the match. The fans 'son loco' down here. On the way back to the hotel we passed a street that looked straight outta Baghdad. Buildings with missing walls or roofs and a burned out car on the street.

Oh one more thing. There were like 20 kuwaities sitting right behind us who were super pumped to be at the game. They knew all the chants and everything. Apparently Boca Jrs are super popular in the Mideast.

Me and Riquelme!

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Journey to the obolisque or where the hell am i?



I started off on a trip to see the obolisque. A massive fallic object akin to the Washington monument. Walk west to Julio 9 then south... ok got it. Besides, its a giant F'n stone monolith. Who can miss it? Well its been over an hour and I still haven't seen it. But I did run into a bigass parade. I think it is a parade celebrating the indiginous Argentinians. There's not a light skinned spanish or italian looking person in it.

Also I don't speak Spanish soooo its kind of hard to ask. I stopped in for a beer because, like I said, its a giant ass parade and I dont know where it ends and I'm pretty sure I need to cross it.

" Un cerveza perfavor!" (actually what I said was 'one beer please?' then made a drinking motion with my hand. Because well... I'm a fool and for how to say 'beer' in spanish... so awkward.



anyways, he motions for me to sit down. Then brings out a two liter of Stella. No shit. Its the biggest beer Ive ever seen. I ask for something "mas pequeno" because by this time I realize I took 4 years of Spanish in high school and should at least try. So he brings back a 650cm^3 monster of a beer called "Quilmes Cristal" that's right, drinking Crystal! I'm too embarrassed to ask for an even smaller beer so I drink it.



Lil boozy now. Wait, I think they are doing a second lap. I swear I saw that man dragon two-steppin with that pink senorita a half-mile back. "Uno Mas por favor!" the obolisque will have to wait.

Monday, 18 October 2010

Through the looking glass into first class OR I'm one of the pod people

First class pod





First class TV





First Class Post-Dinner Fruit and Cheese

Sunday, 17 October 2010

Rise and shine

Waking up early today for a running tour of Buesnos Aires. Running 11k around the city with a tour guide.

Heres a pic of the city.


And a ham sandwich.


Thats right. Salsa golf. what is salsa golf? Maybe salsa.... nope, its a pink looking mayo. Crazy Argentines.

Also I forgot to bring my camera cable. So I might not be able to post any camera photos until I get back. :(

Friday, 15 October 2010

Red carpet club

I've entered the land of Rich people, international businessmen, and that random guy in a canadian tuxedo. Who let him in here? Who let me in here!?


and I know what your thinking. Yes, I did snag that lady's wallet when she got up for a third helping of free brownies and free martinis. Robin hood'n.


some red wine sir??? But of couuuurseeeee



place it next to my free wifi card. Why is it the more money you make the more free stuff you get (or the more stuff your company pays for you)? I'm pretty sure half the people I work with expense 'business lunches' just about everyday. That used to bug me. But now I feel somehow different. WEIRD.

Time to pretend Im doing important businessman stuff on my droid when I'm really playing scrabble against pceleb.

Friday, 3 September 2010

I'm back

So I just got the news I'm going to Buenos Aires!

here...




October sometime. So I figured I should start this back up to post pics and things.

Like Flags


And houses


So look out for mucho puestos en el futuro.

Monday, 9 November 2009